How could I let this happen? It's pathetic really Robbie Rotten, LazyTown villain, heartbroken. It may come as a shock to people that I actually possess a heart, and I don't blame them. But I do, despite my best efforts. I learned early on that hoping for love only leads to disappointment. It's better to just accept the situation and keep away from others. There is nothing but pain to be gained from allowing others access to your heart, so I don't.
Somehow though, she wormed her way in. Not surprising I guess; I don't think there is a single person who doesn't adore her. She's pretty much the paradigm of love and happiness. Sickening really, but irresistible all the same. I did my best to keep away; I have no time for such ridiculousness. I long ago devoted my life to wreaking havoc, and that pink pixie would only ruin it all. And yet
here we are.
To be fair, I doubt I was in her plans either. We all assumed she'd end up with the bouncing blue elf. I guess the dar